JOKE #1
TEACHER: GIVE ME COLORS THAT BEGIN WIT 'M'
PUPIL: MAROON!
TEACHER: WHAT ELSE?
NGONGO: MLUE, MLOWN, MLACK, MINK MIOLET!
TEACHER: MELYGOOD, MALAMAKAN!
JOKE #2
*SA KANTO*
PEDRO: Juan sabihin mo nga dyan sa kanto, yung bag nya bukas baka may mahulog.
JUAN: hey yow men! your bag is tomorrow. cow is falling
HAHA